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NC Governor ‘Totes Surprised’ To Find Out Bigotry Has Consequences

The NBA is moving its All-Star Game out of North Carolina next year.

Texas Gov. Abbott Asks for ‘Mulligan’ on The Constitution

Greg Abbot, Governor of Texas, is tired of those fancy-pants judges telling Americans they have the same rights as other Americans.

Marco Rubio Vows to Lead America Into the 19th Century

Marco Rubio wants to remind Americans he can lead them to a better yesterday.

CNN Constructs Silo to Store GOP Debate Bullshit

Ahead of tomorrow night's GOP Debate, CNN has taken big steps to prevent toxic bullshit seepage.

Gay Texan: America’s An Island We’re All Trapped on Waiting For Louie Gohmert To Die

Louie Gohmert recently fantasized in front of a bible college audience about rounding up gay people and putting them on an island to die off, and one gay Texan is incensed.

Huckabee and Santorum Spend Long, Intimate Night Planning Anti-Gay Rhetoric

Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee got up close and personal in an effort to combat a mutual enemy -- two adults loving each other.

Man Whose Skin Tone Would Have Once Made Him Property Feels Some Humans Are More Valuable Than Others

Ben Carson, a black man, doesn't think some "lifestyles" are as valuable as others. Where have we heard that kind of talk before?

Pope Francis and Kim Davis Meet, Discuss Bigotry and Baking Recipes

What happens when Pope Francis and Kim Davis meet? Bigotry collaborations and baking recipe swapping, of course.
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Local Domestic Terrorist Really Wants You To See Hunter Biden’s Dick

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) recently told reporters in the nation's capitol she's "outraged and incensed"...
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