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NC Governor ‘Totes Surprised’ To Find Out Bigotry Has Consequences

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The NBA is moving its All-Star Game out of North Carolina next year.
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Catholic Republican Looking Into Impeaching Pope Francis

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This man has had it with Pope Francis.
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Texas Gov. Abbott Asks for ‘Mulligan’ on The Constitution

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Greg Abbot, Governor of Texas, is tired of those fancy-pants judges telling Americans they have the same rights as other Americans.
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Marco Rubio Vows to Lead America Into the 19th Century

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Marco Rubio wants to remind Americans he can lead them to a better yesterday.
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CNN Constructs Silo to Store GOP Debate Bullshit

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Ahead of tomorrow night's GOP Debate, CNN has taken big steps to prevent toxic bullshit seepage.
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Gay Texan: America’s An Island We’re All Trapped on Waiting For Louie Gohmert To Die

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Louie Gohmert recently fantasized in front of a bible college audience about rounding up gay people and putting them on an island to die off, and one gay Texan is incensed.
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Huckabee and Santorum Spend Long, Intimate Night Planning Anti-Gay Rhetoric

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Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee got up close and personal in an effort to combat a mutual enemy -- two adults loving each other.
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Man Whose Skin Tone Would Have Once Made Him Property Feels Some Humans Are More Valuable Than Others

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Ben Carson, a black man, doesn't think some "lifestyles" are as valuable as others. Where have we heard that kind of talk before?
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Pope Francis and Kim Davis Meet, Discuss Bigotry and Baking Recipes

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What happens when Pope Francis and Kim Davis meet? Bigotry collaborations and baking recipe swapping, of course.
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Sources: Ted Cruz To Launch National Search for Next ‘Living Embodiment of Conservative Hatred’

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Can Ted Cruz find the next Kim Davis?
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Local Domestic Terrorist Really Wants You To See Hunter Biden’s Dick

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) recently told reporters in the nation's capitol she's "outraged and incensed"...
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