Citing their policy to be "open to humans of all intelligence levels," Meta has announced that they will lift their ban, and the 46th smartest President of the United States will be allowed to post on Facebook and Instagram...
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Last week, Facebook announced that it was rebranding, and would be known henceforth as "Meta."
The corporate name change comes after years of intense scrutiny from governments across the globe. More than one western nation...
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- For hours yesterday, white nationalists, conservative Baby Boomers, and anti-vaxxers were left without access to their preferred social media platform. Facebook was down and inaccessible for much of the work day, and in fact...
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, COMMIEFORNIA -- Billionaire automaton Mark Zuckerberg has been developing a separate social media network, designed just for white nationalists, and he plans to make it available to the public in the coming days and weeks.
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The following is an editorial from the desk of our founding Editor in Chief. As he is the silly son of a bitch who also pays all the bills around here, what follows does in fact reflect the views...
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Facebook, facing enormous pressure from the public and celebrities like Star Wars actor Mark Hamill and actor/comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, announced today that they are hiring three "key individuals" who will be in charge of vetting...
Facebook, in a word, doesn't give two twisted Twinkie shits about truthfulness in political ads, and why should they?
Political parties and the politicians up whose asses they have their cold, billionaire funded hands, have a vested interest in a...
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Today, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg told a group of investors on a conference call that his platform will continue to punish users who type the phrase "white trash" or make jokes about someone having...
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, has announced today that his platform will no longer ban people for using hate speech, at least not just for them using hate speech. The move was necessary, Zuckerberg...
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- This week, Facebook News debuted for a select group of users of the social media platform.
During the 2016 presidential election, Facebook was weaponized by propagandists and agitators to take advantage of its algorithm and...
