SHART BRITCHES, MICHIGAN -- Aging, once-briefly-relevant rocker Ted Nugent made national headlines this week when he attacked the survivors of the Parkland, Florida school shooting who started the #NeverAgain movement and organized the #MarchforOurLives.
Since the shooting on Valentine's Day...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, President Donald Trump shocked many in his own party and even among his base when he ordered Attorney General Jeff Sessions to have the Department of Justice ban the manufacture and sale of "bump...
COAL HOLE, PENNSYLVANIA -- First responders and medical professionals in the Keystone State are reporting that one of their residents is recovering after being rushed to the hospital with dangerously high levels of froth.
"At approximately 3:42 this morning, High...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On Valentine's Day this year, a gunman attacked Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida.
Armed with a semi-automatic rifle, he was able to kill 17 and wound many more before ultimately being apprehended. Though this...
CORAPOLIS, PENNSYLVANIA -- Retail giant Dick's Sporting Goods announced today that they will no longer be in the business of selling phallic replacement devices, in the wake of one the country's most popular stand-in penises being used to murder...
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- This morning, NRA spokesterrorist Dana Loesch gave an interview to a right-wing radio host in which she said that school shootings are "unfortunate but unfortunately necessary."
"Look, at the end of the day, liberals don't want to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump was witnessed by several people in his administration bravely charging into a screening room that was showing a screening of the 1988 classic action film, "Die Hard." The film stars Bruce Willis...
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- Many Americans might have gotten the sense in the last fifteen years or so that weekly, if not daily, incidents of gunfire in public schools are a routine part of life in the United States. However,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump, during a meeting with the nation's governors, said that he would have probably charged headlong into Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, unarmed, if he had been in a position to do...
GREEN GLEN, FLORIDA -- A group of concerned adults was seen chastising a group of teenagers of equal size this weekend, in a small Florida town. Eyewitness accounts are that the adults were seen wagging their fingers in the...
