Marjorie Taylor Greene

The Moron League of America Expels Marjorie Greene Over Anti-Vaxxer Comments

The longest-running association of morons has officially expelled a sitting member of Congress, a first for the organization. In a press release given to media outlets today, the Moron League of America has kicked Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA)...

Greene Accuses FBI Agents of Dressing Like Antifa Disguised as MAGA on January 6th

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former one term, twice-permanently impeached President Donald Trump still has his ardent supporters in Congress. This, despite the fact that Trump helped assemble a violent, angry mob and unleashed them on the capitol, sending them storming...

McCarthy: Greene Could Chair Horse Faced Cave Troll Committee If GOP Retakes House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though they're still more than a year away, Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA) has already begun previewing how things might change, should his party retake control of the House of Representatives in the 2022 mid-terms. "Well, for...

Gaetz and Greene Form Qu Qlux Qlan

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) have been holding "America First" rallies in the past couple of weeks, trying to yoke the MAGA movement and coalesce it around themselves, ahead of the...

Marjorie Greene Cast in New Biopic About Seattle Slew

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Whether or not her political career ends up being anything more than a series of publicity stunts designed to troll progressives, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) might just be able to transition to a job that...

Pentagon: Aliens ‘Took One Look’ at Greene and Decided Humans Were Too Stupid to Contact

"They said that a planet full of horse-faced cave trolls isn't what they had in mind when they thought about making first contact with earth creatures." WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a truly stunning admission, the Pentagon announced today that not...

QAnon Shaman and MAGA Bomber Vouch for Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Sanity

Despite all outward appearances and her own words and actions, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) is not insane. That's at least according to two people who both call themselves good friends and supporters of Greene's. "Oh, I wouldn't call Marge crazy at...

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Crack Dealer Endorses Randy Quaid in Newsom Recall

LAKE AMPHETAMINE, GEORGIA -- Bill "Peach Dick" Kusinphuchre is known in his part of rural Georgia as the "Crack Dealer to the Stars." Mainly, that's because for the last several years, he has been the exclusive crack provider to...

Greene: “I Will Never Back Down From Supporting Traditional Anglo-Moron Beliefs”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Within hours of a draft proposal for a new "America First Caucus," fronted by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA), the plan had been effectively put on ice. In a rare rebuke of one of their own,...

MyPillow Guy and Marjorie Taylor Greene Share a Crack Dealer and Loyalty to Trump

On a recent episode of Steve Bannon's klan rally/podcast, Mike Lindell, founder and CEO of MyPillow, promised the MAGA faithful that their messiah would return to power in August after the Supreme Court got done hearing the evidence he'll...
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Experts Agree: Four Out of Five MAGAS Can’t Make Their Cousins Climax

Fascinating new data from the National Institute of Boner and Contraboner Research might be quite devastating for residents of...
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