Marjorie Taylor Greene

Greene and Boebert Blast Cinco De Mayo as ‘Reverse Racist’

"...it's very rude and disrespectful, the whole holiday. You can see it in the name. Sink-o the Mayos." The first and second least intelligent Republican congressional representatives held a joint press conference today and condemned any American who celebrates Cinco...

Naming Marjorie Taylor Greene His VP Would Double the IQ of Trump’s Ticket to 46

Former President Donald Trump really wants to make an attempt at a third popular vote loss in next year's presidential election. Though Trump has his sights set on the White House, there is still much about his legal status...

Greene Waiting for Trump’s Signal to Spring Him From Jail Using Secret Space Laser

Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) is probably former President Donald Trump's biggest cheerleader who isn't one of his children, and word is that Trump likes Greene more than all of them except the one he wants to finger-blast. Greene's loyalty...

FBI Issues Warning That Domestic Terrorists Plan to Protest Trump’s Arrest

The Federal Bureau of Investigations has issued a warning to law enforcement agencies throughout the country, but in New York City in particular. According to a new press release from the FBI this morning, they've become aware that there there...

MTG Claims She Saw Leprechauns Planting Pots of Gold Near Southern Border

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) told the House Subcommittee on Racist Nationalism today that while she was visiting the U.S. southern border with Mexico this week, she personally witnessed "dozens and dozens" of Leprechauns planting pots of gold. Rep. Greene...

Mexico Offers to Pay to Teach MTG What Real Bombs Look Like

The Government of Mexico officially offered to give Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) as much money as she needs to hire a tutor who can teach her to tell the difference between real bombs and fake ones. In a...

Greene Wants Harrison Ford to Testify About Being Antifa Leader Since 1980

Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) filed a bill on the House Floor this week that, if signed into law by President Joe Biden, would officially designate Antifa as a terrorist organization. It's unclear at this time where Antifa's headquarters...

Greene Wants Answers from Biden About 16 Trillion Illegal Immigrants Crossing Border

Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) lashed out at the Biden administration today for what she called a "total and complete failure" to enforce U.S. immigration laws. Ms. Greene lambasted Biden and accused him of "opening the border wider than...

Should We Do Civil War II Because a Horse Faced Lady Doesn’t Like How the First One Went?

I will be the first to admit that I don't know everything. In fact, I'm quite fond of telling people, "I don't know shit." The older I get, the longer I live, the more I stay not-dead, the longer the...

MTG Hopeful Tucker Carlson Only Shows January 6th Footage From Her Good Side

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) praised alleged Speaker Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA) for releasing more than 40,000 hours of video footage from January 6th, 2021 to Fox News host and Grand Wizard Tucker Carlson yesterday, when she arrived at work...
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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