Marie Yovanovitch

Trump Explains Yovanovitch Tape: He Meant “Take Her Out” for Hamberders and Covfefe

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has yet another potential scandal brewing involving former Ambassador to Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch.  In a report first published by ABC News, President Trump was apparently recorded telling several people that he wanted Yovanovitch fired. But what...

Key Figures in Trump Ukraine Scandal Cast in Reboot of Classic American Movie

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- During an investor call this morning, the Executive Director of Creative Projects for Cinemagic Films announced that the studio has acquired rights to Mario Puzo's famous novel, "The Godfather," which has already been turned into a...

Smithsonian Publishes Notes From Constitutional Convention Debate Over Presidents Ordering Goons to Stalk Ambassadors

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In response to new, explosive evidence released by House Democrats just hours before a vote is scheduled to send articles of impeachment against President Donald J. Trump to the Senate, the Smithsonian Institute has published a...

Report: Yovanovich’s Are Way Bigger Than Trump’s

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The National Institute For Reporting Stuff and Things has issued a new report that estimates Ambassador Marie Yovanovich has "way, way, way, way bigger ones" than President Donald Trump. "Given that Ambassador Yovanovich has literally dodged bullets...

Trump: “I Wasn’t Trying to Intimidate Yovanovitch, I Was Trying To Scare Her Into Shutting Up!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During the first part of Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch's testimony in the impeachment hearing conducted by the House Intelligence Committee this morning, President Donald Trump attacked her on Twitter. Tweeting to his nearly 67 million followers, Trump pinned...
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DeSantis Bans Depictions of Nude Baby Jesus in Florida

Just hours after a Tallahassee school principal was fired because parents complained their children were exposed to one of...
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