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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...

Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”

Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....
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Marco Rubio: I Would Bomb More Children Than Cruz

Marco Rubio tells a rally crowd he'd bomb way more kids than Ted Cruz.

Marco Rubio Vows to Lead America Into the 19th Century

Marco Rubio wants to remind Americans he can lead them to a better yesterday.

God to Marco Rubio: Leave Me Out of Your Sick Fantasies

God is not pleased with Marco Rubio's rhetoric dragging him into Earthly, political arguments.

Marco Rubio: Syrian Refugees Can Wear Special Patches to ‘Help Spot Them in a Crowd Better’

Does Marco Rubio think asking Syrian refugees to wear special patches will help national security?

Town Philosopher Has Philosophy About Politicians: They Don’t Know Shit

Was Marco Rubio right about philosophy majors? One woman doesn't think so.

4 More Productive Things to Do With Your Life Instead of Watching the GOP Debate

Here are four things you can do with your life that are better than watching the GOP Debate.

Politifact Staffs-Up 25 Fact Checkers Each For Fiorina, Carson Ahead of Debate

The fact checking site is making sure they have extra staff to rate the statements of Ben Carson and Carly Fiorina.

Marco Rubio to Publish New Book, “How to Live Like a Baller”

On his quest for the White House, Marco Rubio has penned a new financial self-help book.

Obama’s Socialist Takeover Shocker: U.S. Economy Adds 270k New Jobs In October

The October employment numbers are in, and Republicans do not like them, but not because they aren't good.

People Who Would Have to Make Tough Decisions as POTUS Bummed About Tough Debate Questions

The Republican candidates were not pleased with the questions they got in the last GOP debate.

Mitch McConnell Waiting Until Marco Rubio Shows Up to Praise His Work Ethic

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell wanted to praise Marco Rubio for his work ethic, but Rubio wasn't there yet.

Marco Rubio Says He’ll Appoint ‘Vagina Czar’ To Enforce Abortion Ban

"It's just that I believe in making government so small, we can fit it in your vagina."

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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...

Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”

Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....

I’m So Grateful Elon Rescued Twitter from Overly Political Owners So He Can Help Trump Win!

The following editorial was written and submitted by Dustin Pewpsin, a Republican strategist working...

I’m a Single Issue Voter, and It’s Enabling Right-Wing Authoritarians If I Don’t Get My Way

The following piece was submitted to us by reader Gary Neophite, who describes himself...