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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?

When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...

I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail

"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...
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Cruz, Rubio Both Claim to Have Finally ‘Out-Asshole’d Trump in Latest Debate

Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz argue over who was a bigger a-hole than Donald Trump in the last debate.

Spike In U.S. Searches for “Canadian National Anthem” Forces Google to Add More Servers

Donald Trump's candidacy is having a ripple effect everywhere.

Ted Cruz Would Sign Executive Order Retroactively Deporting All Immigrant Families Ever

Ted Cruz wants every trace of immigrants wiped from the continent.

Mitt Romney: ‘I Know a Lot About Losing Elections, and Marco Rubio’s Got It!’

Marco Rubio gets a key endorsement from his party's last, most-successful loser.

Donald Trump Offers to ‘Loan Ivanka’ to Ted Cruz for His Next Campaign Video

Ted Cruz decided to pull a commercial with a former softcore porn star, but Trump could ride to his rescue.

Marco Rubio Daydreams About Every American’s Sex Lives

Marco Rubio really, really cares about America's sexual morality.

‘Bummed Out’ Rubio Finds Out AFTER Debate That Obama’s Not Running This Time

Marco Rubio finds out too late Obama's not running this time.

Rubio Robot Engineers Program ‘Horrible Thoughts on Rape’ Into His Cerebral Matrix

Marco Rubio's rhetorical programming gets a fundie-approved update.

Marco Rubio Accidentally Conjures Beetlejuice

Senator Marco Rubio accidentally brought a menace of a ghost to the realm of the living.

Engineers Frantically Adding Five New Talking Points to Marco Rubio’s Programming

Engineers work to cram Marco Rubio's brain full of more talking points.

Islamic American: Marco Rubio Divides Us By Being a Radical Christian

Marco Rubio says Obama divided the country by visiting a mosque, but this Islamic American says it's Rubio that's dividing us.

Marco Rubio Admits He Requested Bigger Debate Podium to Hide His War Boner

Marco Rubio asked for a much larger podium for last night's debate for a very personal reason.

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Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?

When one looks at the life and times of Donald J. Trump, one can't...

I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail

"...imagine my shock and surprise when Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene started her attention whoring...

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"...it turns out Eric Trump  spent all his money this week on magic beans...

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Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...