Senator Marco Rubio believes that the events of January 6th are shameful, violent, and deserve to be condemned in the strongest terms possible, which he fully intends to say out loud. Just as soon as the man in a...
For four years now, Republicans have largely told the rest of the country to "get over it" in terms of the tone, tenor, and rhetoric of the most powerful man in the free world. Throughout his tenure as president,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of his first and only presidential term, Donald Trump has made it a habit to break and shatter norms and precedents whenever possible. It appears that as the days of his presidency wind...
THE GREAT BEYOND -- There was a brief but quite ironically hilarious case of mistaken identity reported from the afterlife this morning. Reportedly, two late congressmen, both African Americans and strong champions of civil rights and equality mistook allegedly still-breathing...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On a narrow, nearly party line vote, the U.S. Senate voted to officially lower the law of America so that it rests just below President Donald Trump.
"We're sick and tired of people in the media and...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While out jogging around town, Senator Marco Rubio was spotted and stopped by some reporters. Senator Rubio graciously agreed to talk to them about a whole host of subjects. Mr. Rubio has recently come under fire...
"The kinds of creatures offering to willingly mate with Coulter are who you'd imagine at a Klan rally butt fucking each other's cousins while they watch Mississippi Burning and root for the cover-up."
