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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Trump Still Hasn’t Said When Or If He’ll Return Rubio’s, Cruz’s, and Graham’s Balls
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of his first and only presidential term, Donald...
November 24, 2020
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Ghosts of Elijah Cummings and John Lewis Mistake Jar of Mayonnaise for Marco Rubio
THE GREAT BEYOND -- There was a brief but quite ironically hilarious case of...
July 20, 2020
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Senate Votes to Lower the Law So It’s Just Beneath Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On a narrow, nearly party line vote, the U.S. Senate voted...
February 1, 2020
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Rubio Says OJ Was Just Probably Just Kidding Around With His Knife
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While out jogging around town, Senator Marco Rubio was spotted and...
October 8, 2019
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Literally No One Volunteers To Help Ann Coulter Qualify For Childcare Tax Credit
"The kinds of creatures offering to willingly mate with Coulter are who you'd imagine at a Klan rally butt fucking each other's cousins while they watch Mississippi Burning and root for the cover-up."
December 16, 2017
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GOP ‘Stoked’ Civil Debate Let Viewers See How Disgusting Their Ideas and Not Their Candidates Are
The latest GOP debate gave Republican a chance to showcase how terrible their ideas, and not just their candidates, are.
March 11, 2016
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Marco Rubio Stops by WalMart on the Way Home for Job Application
Marco Rubio is going to need a new job after this November.
March 9, 2016
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President Trump’s Itinerary Ruined as He Struggles for Hours to Thread a Needle
Trump has real issues manipulating objects.
March 9, 2016
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Republican Voter ‘Majorly Turned Off’ by Lack of Genital Talk, Booger Eating in Dem Debate
One Republican voter tells us why the lack of genital talk in the Dem Debate made it a total borefest.
March 7, 2016
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POLL: Majority Relieved to Find Out Future President’s Dong is Okay
Donald Trump thankfully cleared up any misconceptions about his penis in the last GOP debate.
March 4, 2016
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Engineers Prepare to Power Down Marco-D2
Republican android Marco Rubio is in his power down sequence.
March 2, 2016
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Marco Rubio Seen in Comedy Cellar, Woodshedding New Trump Material
Marco Rubio tries on the yuks to get the votes.
February 29, 2016
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