WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The aborted fetuses of President Donald J. Trump have announced they will be attending and speaking at a pro-choice rally in the nation's capital over the weekend.
When word broke that Trump had decided to become the...
DÉSOSSAGE VOTRE COUSIN, MISSISSIPPI -- This morning, in a rare and unforeseen turn of events, a joint statement was written and released by white supremacist David Duke, the American Nazi Party, and the Ku Klux Klan. The statement categorically...
HELL -- Adolf Hitler was asked by a reporter this morning about statements made by right-wing media personality Ben Shapiro at an anti-abortion rights rally in Washington, D.C. yesterday. During his speech before other anti-choice activists, Shapiro turned heads...
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