Trump to Use Obamacare Subsidies to Pay for His Trips to Mar-A-Lago During the Winter
“In times of great need, sometimes we all have to sacrifice. And by ‘we all’ I of course mean the plebs.” […]
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Trump Opens Mar-a-Lago For White Nationalists Displaced By Hurricane Irma
In the wake of Hurricane Irma, and inspired by a former adult magazine executive, President Trump offers Mar-A-Lago to displaced racists. […]
Trump Administration Planning ‘Really Bigly Yooge’ 100th Round of Presidential Golf Celebration
President Donald Trump has been in office 100 days now, but he’s got his sights set on a much more important milestone, in his eyes at least. […]
State Department Website to Begin Offering Tours of The Kremlin
The Donald Trump administration is trying to break new ground constantly, including when it comes to how the State Department’s website functions. […]
Trump Honors Jackie Robinson by Congratulating Himself for Breaking the Presidency’s “Orange Color Barrier”
On Jackie Robinson Day, President Donald Trump honors the civil rights and baseball icon in his own unique, narcissistic way. […]
Trump To Ask Congress For New Tax To Cover Trump Tower, Mar-A-Lago Secret Service Protection
In order to pay for his unusual Secret Service needs, Co-President Donald Trump is prepared to ask Congress for a new tax on the American people. […]
Trump Signs Executive Order Forbidding Anyone From Saying “Conflicts Of Interest” In His Presence
Co-President Trump has just come up with a very unique way to avoid any issues that might arise out of conflicts of interest. […]
Trump Offers To Cut Medicare and Social Security To Pay For Weekend Jaunts To Mar-A-Lago
Trump loves his “Southern White House” at Mar-A-Lago so much, he’s willing to go to great lengths to keep weekending there. […]
Trump To Sign Executive Order Declaring Civil War “A Tie” And Mar-A-Lago The Official Southern White House
Can Sub-President Trump rechristen his Florida compound as The Southern White House? […]
Trump Invites Putin To Treat Mar-A-Lago As His “Winter Kremlin”
If Trump can treat Mar-A-Lago as his Winter White House, he’s hoping his pal Vladdy Putin can use it as his Winter Kremlin. […]