FART-A-LOT-GO, FLORIDA -- If he had to, former one-term, twice-impeached President Donald J. Trump is confident he could perform his old job duties from within Riker's Island prison.
Speaking to radio host and Unevolved Moron Monthly's Cro-Magnon of the Year...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Last night on Twitter, the President of the United States announced that he had moved his permanent residence from Trump Tower in Manhattan to Mar-a-Lago, his resort in South Florida. In a series of...
