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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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MAGA Hat or Super Glue? The Best Way to Seal Up a Vagina.

We've probably all been there before. You're looking to seal up a vagina, but...

Volunteer Grandma Tyrannically Knocks on Door to Ask Patriot If He’s Gotten a COVID Vaccine Yet

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Authorities are telling media outlets that after a tense...

Mike Lindell Starts “MyCrackPipe”

LAKE AMPHETAMINE, MINNESOTA -- During a press conference held from his own basement this...

God: “No Other Gods Before Me Applies to Flags Too”

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway confirmed for afterlife reporters this morning...

Updated Rankings Show Trump Still 45th Most Intelligent Ex-President

Every four years, Americans go to the polls and cast their vote for president....

MAGA Supporter Thinks Juneteenth is the Day Trump Will Be Reinstated

STUPIDVILLE, FLORIDA -- Will Palumbicci is a 34 year old out of work, non-union...

Greene: “It’s a Waste of Time to Investigate Why Antifa Dressed as MAGA and Stormed the Capitol”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-MAGA) told reporters this morning on her...

Boebert Says D.C. Should Not Be ‘Enstated’ Before Trump is Reinstated

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During an interview this morning on OAN, Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-Dumbfuckistan)...

Local Man Loves The U.S. So Much He Wants to Install a Permanent Monarch and Execute Millions of Americans

A deranged lunatic and former National Security Adviser told a group of right-wing radical...

Gaetz and Greene Form Qu Qlux Qlan

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) have...

Poll: 53% of Republicans Believe Ivanka Trump Is Actual First Lady

The results of a recently published Reuters/Ipsos poll could possibly provide insight as to...

Boebert Demands CEO of Antifa Testify Before Jan. 6th Commission

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- She voted against its formation, but freshman Qongresswoman Lauren Boebert of...

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...