Tag: MAGA
Trump Also Nominated for Nobel Piece of Shit Prize
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump awoke to some good news for ...
Americans Designate MAGA a Terrorist Organization
While the president and his administration have deemed AntiFa — a political ideology that ...
Man Who Fractured Kid’s Skull For ‘Disrespecting’ Anthem to Receive Presidential Medal of Nationalist Psychos
SHITDICK, MONTANA — A man who beat and fractured a 13-year-old boy’s skull because ...
MAGA Boy Pretty Sure He Can Insult His Way into AOC’s Stupid Commie Pants
RICCI RIVER, NEW JERSEY — If there’s one thing that 35 year old right-wing ...
MAGA Supporter Unable to Read Trump Tweet on Bible Literacy in Schools
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — For years, Jethro Bohiggins has politely screamed in people’s ...
David Duke, American Nazi Party, KKK Condemn Media for Implying Racists Wear MAGA Hats
DÉSOSSAGE VOTRE COUSIN, MISSISSIPPI — This morning, in a rare and unforeseen turn of ...
Brett Kavanaugh Jealous Democrats Got Bombed While He Had To Listen To Boring Court Cases
WASHINGTON, D.C. — While the nation was gripped with headlines this week about the ...
White Nationalist Having Taylor Swift Tattoo Lasered Off
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — White nationalist and pro-Trump poccaster Jethro Bohiggins says he ...
Kanye West Changes His Name To Uncle Tomye Ahead Of New Album Release
LA VALLE DE PRIVILEGIO, CALIFORNIA — Rapper Kanye West has found himself in quite ...
President Trump Blames Bomb Cyclone On Muslim Ban Court Delays
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President Trump acknowledged the deadly winter storms battering the country’s ...
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