Just hours after Politico broke a bombshell story -- that the Supreme Court had voted in February to strike down Roe vs Wade -- MAGA Americans are being congratulated on their success, though the source of the congratulations might raise a few eyebrows.
In...
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FARTS-A-LOT-THOUGH, FLORIDA -- In his mind, the Cincinnati Bengals won the Super Bowl last night, and former President Donald Trump is lashing out against the NFL for letting the Los Angeles Rams "win a sham and rigged contest" instead....
This weekend, a defeated former president and confirmed stupidfuck -- who has yet to win the popular vote in any election he's entered -- stoked rage, spewed lies about losing last year's presidential election, and edged his followers toward...
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Fascinating new data from the National Institute of Boner and Contraboner Research might be quite devastating for residents of red states.
According to the NIBCR's newly published report, 80% of males who self-identify as "MAGA" are unable to bring their...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On Saturday, organizers held the "Justice for J6" rally in the nation's capitol where just eight months prior an angry, pro-MAGA mob attempted to subvert democracy and install Donald Trump into a second term as president....
LAKE SKIPPY, TENNESSEE -- Jack "Dipshit" McPhuckphace is known throughout his sleepy town as a moron. In fact, McPhuckphace is such a moron he's won a prize at the state fair each year for the last two decades for...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- In an interview soon to be published in American ConservaFascist Today, Jethro Bohiggins -- right-wing podcaster, singer/writer -- says he will never wear a mask, or a condom, while having sex with his cousin,...
WHISTLING DICK LAKE, FLORIDA -- 34-year-old Marcus Palumbo is a self-described "über patriot," and often tells his friends he "bleeds red, white, and blue." The Olympics are a special time for Palumbo, because he loves America so much, and...
A deranged lunatic and former National Security Adviser told a group of right-wing radical Christian extremists this weekend that is deep, intense, abiding love for the United States of America has inspired within a hope. That hope, this psychotic,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) have been holding "America First" rallies in the past couple of weeks, trying to yoke the MAGA movement and coalesce it around themselves, ahead of the...
