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Super Brave, Heavily Armed Patriot Too Cowardly to Shout ‘Fuck Joe Biden!’ at NASCAR Race

BEDFORD FOREST, MICHIGAN -- He estimates that he has roughly six dozen guns, though he brings in new weaponry to his militia's armory so often that keeping an exact inventory is quite difficult. He runs in the same circles...

Scientific Study Shows People Who Think the Election Was Stolen Have This One Thing In Common

A new study from the National Institute of Investigation, Inquiry, and Inquest has delivered some rather fascinating results. If they can be peer reviewed and independently corroborated, the new study's results seem to indicate that 100% of Americans who...

Bible Belt Teenage Incest Pregnancies Skyrocket After Fauci Reiterates Effectiveness of Condoms

The American Medical Union of America released a report this week that indicates Anthony Fauci may have even less influence over pro-MAGA Americans than was even considered possible only a few weeks ago. At a press conference Tuesday morning,...

Volunteer Grandma Tyrannically Knocks on Door to Ask Patriot If He’s Gotten a COVID Vaccine Yet

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Authorities are telling media outlets that after a tense standoff, an older woman described some interested parties as "sinister, evil, and clearly socialist" has been chased away from a local man's residence. The woman,...

Trump Tells Maria Bartiromo He Still Hasn’t Accepted Results of Election or Insurrection

In a new interview with Fox News host Maria Bartiromo, former President Donald John Mushroom Sized Dong Trump said he still has yet to reconcile with the fact that he lost the election and an attempted coup. Trump, by...

Greene Spent Easter Sunday Worshiping Her Savior and His Son, Donald Trump Jr.

Marjorie Taylor Greene spent her Easter Sunday worshiping her lord and savior like so many other right-wing American Christians did.

Trump Also Nominated for Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump awoke to some good news for a change. The COVID-19 pandemic is still raging throughout the country, with enormous portions of the economy still under at least some form of restriction...

Trump Warns That ‘Biden and the Democrats Want to Rip Babies From Their Cages’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States of America warned his citizens today that if his political opponents defeat his re-election bid this fall, they will "empty all the baby cages." MORE: Trump Says North Carolina Republicans Should...

President Will Distribute Copies of Mary Trump’s Book at Future MAGA Rallies

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump cannot be all that thrilled about his niece Mary's new book. In the tell-all, Ms. Trump goes into great, oftentimes embarrassing, detail about the Trump family, painting a picture of a man who...

Trump Supporter Won’t Wear Mask, Seatbelt, or Condom

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- If there is one thing that represents a tyrannical government, it's being politely asked to wear a mask in public to help stop the asymptomatic spread of a deadly disease. At least that's according...
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Ben Shapiro Shocked His Wife Has This In Common With Every Transgender Woman

"It turns out, I can't make any of their pussies wet either." - Ben Shapiro A shocked and visibly distraught...
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