PALM BEACH, FLORIDA -- In breaking news, we have learned that conservatives across the United States have disavowed “God” after He cancelled Rush Limbaugh.
A statement, released by God’s assistant Jermaine, reads in part “…there just comes a time where you...
CHINGADERO GORDO, FLORIDA -- Fighting through tears of joy, Lung Cancer told its radio audience today that it was "pleased and excited" to announce that its Stage 4 Limbaugh infection is "nearly over" and that it has "almost run...
Lung Cancer shocked the carcinogenic community today when it revealed what it called a "truly devastating diagnosis." At a press conference earlier today, Lung Cancer announced that it had recently been diagnosed with Advanced Rush Limbaugh. Fighting back tears,...
