Lord of the Rings

Saruman Worried Because He Hasn’t Heard From His Contact In The Trump Administration Since Last Week

The white wizard of Isengard is getting antsy. He can't seem to find his contact within the Trump Administration.

Army Corps Of Engineers To Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- President Donald Trump ordered the Army Corps of Engineers to install a new, "all seeing, all powerful eye" on top of Trump Tower. Trump announced the all-seeing eye this morning from the Oval Office, and he...
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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