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Saruman Worried Because He Hasn’t Heard From His Contact In The Trump Administration Since Last Week

James Schlarmann -
The white wizard of Isengard is getting antsy. He can't seem to find his contact within the Trump Administration.
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Army Corps Of Engineers To Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower

James Schlarmann -
WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- President Donald Trump ordered the Army Corps of Engineers to install a new, "all seeing, all powerful eye" on top of Trump Tower. Trump announced the all-seeing eye this morning from the Oval Office, and he...
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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