SISTER BANGER, KENTUCKY -- They don't know exactly when, but the members of Kentucky's First Regional All-State Liberty Militia does know what they're mission will be when the time comes: liberate their local Chick-Fil-A from the tyranny of coronavirus...
DERP CITY, MICHIGAN -- Dozens of armed mouth-breathers stormed a local government office this afternoon, angrily demanding they be afforded their constitutional right to domestic terrorism, even while the world is facing a terrifying global pandemic outbreak of COVID-19,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Researchers at the National Academy of History and Past Events announced this morning that they've made a rather interesting and unforeseen discovery in their basement filing cabinets. The NAHPE is tasked with curating and cataloging a...
