Lisa Murkowski

Criminal Justice

Murkowski Knows OJ Did It, But Glad He Got Off Anyway

James Schlarmann -
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When it's all said and done, Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska  is "just not all that much a fan of holding people accountable." This revelation came as the Republican revealed that she would not be voting to...
MAGA News

Murkowski and Alexander to Receive Presidential Medals of Cowardice

James Schlarmann -
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump will present two Republican senators with special new medals at a ceremony some time next week. Trump will present Lisa Murkowski of Alaska and Lamar Alexander of Tennessee with the Presidential Medal...
Science & Medicine

Mitch McConnell Wonders If There Really Is A God If He Won’t Let Millions of People Lose Healthcare

James Schlarmann -
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is in the middle of an epic existential crisis, feeling forsook by his lord and savior.
MAGA News

Trump Says He’ll Give Alaska to Russia If Murkowski Votes No on Obamacare Repeal

James Schlarmann -
Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska has drawn the ire of our stubby fingered, angry orange orangutan president. Is Alaska on the way back to Russia?
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Hillary Clinton Circling Mar-A-Lago Shouting “Lock Him up!”

"I told Mr. Trump that quite frankly Ms. Clinton has earned this one, and we won't be doing anything...
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