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Man Kicked Off Truth Social for Posting The Sky is Blue and Donald Trump Lost the 2020 Election

https://youtu.be/PXuWdhvzGx8 Donald Trump's new social media venture officially launched this week with less than stellar performance results. While Truth Social was a top download in the Apple App Store on its first day of publication, thousands of users reported that...

We Corrected All of Trump’s Lies in His Wall Street Journal Letter to the Editor

Yesterday, Rupert Murdoch's print version of Fox News, The Wall Street Journal, published a diatribe written by former, one term, twice forever impeached President Donald Trump, in its "Letters to the Editor" section, in response to a piece in the paper's...

McEnany: “I Only Lied Every Time I Didn’t Tell The Truth”

This morning, former White House Bullshit Secretary Kayleigh McEnany continued her public defense of her reputation, and the job she did while working for former, one-term, twice permanently impeached President Donald J. Trump. "I just find it so disgusting when...

Lara Trump Hired By Fox to Do To Her Father-in-Law Publicly What Her Sister-in-Law Does Privately

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, Fox News made it official -- former President Donald "Mushroom Dong" Trump's daughter-in-law Lara has joined their ranks, and will be a "contributor." What, exactly, Ms. Trump will be contributing as a Fox...

The Klan Told Kayleigh McEnany She’s ‘Too Full of Shit’ to Work For Them

All or part of this story first appeared on The Pastiche Post, and is reprinted with their full, written permission, below. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Someday very soon, White Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany is going to need a new gig. Despite all...

Trump Releases 45 Minute Long Facebook Video Making the Case For Why He’s a Sore Loser Bitch

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump lost the election between himself and former Vice President Joe Biden last month. At least, those are the facts that exist when one lives in a world where votes that are cast are...

Kayleigh McEnany’s Cross Bursts Into Flames

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There was a brief scare during White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany's briefing earlier today when the crucifix she often wears around her neck suddenly burst into flames. MORE: Mattel Releasing “Nazi Press Secretary Barbie” "Okay, so, I'm...

Rally Crowd Shocked and Dismayed When President Tells a Single Truth

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a campaign rally in North Carolina this week, President Donald Trump did his usual routine. He ginned up his base by attacking Democrats, the press, and immigrants. He also told the usual number of lies,...

Trump Releases New Photos From His Wedding to First Lady Melania

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States released new photos of his wedding with First Lady Melania Trump this morning. The president said he'd found the images "just totally randomly" while looking at a hard drive full...

Feinted Bovine Was on Shortlist of Candidates to Replace Sarah Huckabee Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In just a matter of a few short days, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders will leave her post and will go back to Arkansas for a meal in her home trough and some are...
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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