Libertarians Finally Enjoying National Parks During Government Shutdown

Yosemite National Park, CA -- Simi Valley resident and self-proclaimed Libertarian Joshua M. Bateman said he can finally enjoy our national parks now that a government shutdown is in effect. The 44-year-old father of 2 says this is exactly...

Area Libertarian Still Calls His Mom ‘Mother’

Houston, TX -- A 48-year-old Houston man surprised his coworkers after referring to his mom as 'mother' during a recent telephone call. Jeffry Woodward, who is a self-proclaimed Libertarian, received a call from his mom late last week at...

How To Become a Libertarian in 15-ish Steps, by Loretta Splitair

Well, who doesn't love freedom? I know I do, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what the hell it is despite constant attempts by some very serious folks to define it for me. I mean, call...

New Scientific Study Identifies Modern Libertarianism As Most Effective Form Of Birth Control

A new study published in the New England Manual For Medicinal Musings may have just identified the most effective contraceptive method developed to date. According to researchers at the Northeastern University in Gladstone, Ohio, modern libertarianism, when displayed during a...

Conservative Gun Lover Can’t Figure Out Why Gasoline Didn’t Put Out His House Fire

One gun lover's harrowing ordeal trying to extinguish the flames engulfing his home.

Rand Paul Fornicates With Copy of Tax Code

A new campaign publicity video shows Rand Paul in a compromised position with the U.S. tax code.
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Smithsonian Apologizes for Escaped Horse Faced Cave Troll’s Disruptions During State of the Union

Last night, one of the Smithsonian's displays came alive and escaped the confines of the museum. Reportedly, the horse...
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