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Rep. George Santos Claims He Cured Cancer Right Before Being Sworn Into Office

Rep. George Santos (R-NY) is one of the newest members of the House of Representatives, and he represents one of a handful of votes the GOP needs to maintain their extremely narrow margin of majority. While it's noteworthy that...

McEnany: “I Only Lied Every Time I Didn’t Tell The Truth”

This morning, former White House Bullshit Secretary Kayleigh McEnany continued her public defense of her reputation, and the job she did while working for former, one-term, twice permanently impeached President Donald J. Trump. "I just find it so disgusting when...

Update: Stephen Miller is Still a Bald, Racist Cunt

When one thinks back on the four year diarrhea buffet that was the Trump administration, it's hard not to, at some point, think about his most diarrhea-tastic adviser -- Stephen Miller. Of course, some might know Mr. Miller by...

Mexico Offers to Pay for Trump’s Moving Vans

THIS STORY WAS REPUBLISHED WITH DIRECT PERMISSION FROM SISTER PUBLICATION THE PASTICHE POST. MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The Mexican government has offered to foot the bill for any company hired to move outgoing President Donald Trump's belongings from the White...

McEnany Hired By Nation’s Leading Fertilizer Company

This story was first published by our sister publication, Alternative Facts. When she leaves her post as White House Press Secretary next month, Kayleigh McEnany will not have to wait long for her next paycheck. Last night, McEnany told Fox...

The Klan Told McEnany She’s ‘Too Full of Shit’ to Work For Them

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Someday very soon, White Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany is going to need a new gig. Despite all of her current boss's best efforts, his legal team hasn't managed to convince any judges that they should just...

Lying Fuck Reminds America The Constitution Says He’s Not Done Lying To Them Until January 21st, 2021

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Almost two weeks ago, an unctuous, fatuous, impetuous, deluded lying fuck ran for reelection to the highest, most powerful office in all of human history. He lost, rather decisively, as the ballots were fully counted, something...

Trump: “What’s The Point of Lying If Jerks In The Press Are Going To Tell Everyone I Lied?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry President Trump lashed out at the media again this morning, this time accusing them of "twisting and distorting lies" he tells specifically so that everyone thinks he's telling the truth. Trump's angry comments came...

Huckabee Sanders Announces Book Title on First Fox News Appearance Since Leaving White House

HOG MOUNTAIN, ARKANSAS -- Former White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders appeared on Fox News this morning. It was her first such appearance on Fox News since leaving the White House earlier this year. Ms. Huckabee's spot on...

For Some Reason, Sarah Huckabee Sanders Pretty Confident She Can Lie for Donald Trump on Fox News

PIG SLOP CROTCH, ARKANSAS -- Sarah Huckabee Sanders is going to be a Fox News contributor. Some might wonder if she'll fit in at Fox News. After all, many argue, there is a certifiable difference between lying on someone's...
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DeSantis Wants $6 Billion to Build Bonfire Pits at Every Florida Library

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) wants the state's legislature to give his administration $6 billion in taxpayer funds so...
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