Rep. George Santos (R-NY) is one of the newest members of the House of Representatives, and he represents one of a handful of votes the GOP needs to maintain their extremely narrow margin of majority. While it's noteworthy that...
This morning, former White House Bullshit Secretary Kayleigh McEnany continued her public defense of her reputation, and the job she did while working for former, one-term, twice permanently impeached President Donald J. Trump.
"I just find it so disgusting when...
When one thinks back on the four year diarrhea buffet that was the Trump administration, it's hard not to, at some point, think about his most diarrhea-tastic adviser -- Stephen Miller. Of course, some might know Mr. Miller by...
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MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The Mexican government has offered to foot the bill for any company hired to move outgoing President Donald Trump's belongings from the White...
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When she leaves her post as White House Press Secretary next month, Kayleigh McEnany will not have to wait long for her next paycheck. Last night, McEnany told Fox...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Someday very soon, White Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany is going to need a new gig. Despite all of her current boss's best efforts, his legal team hasn't managed to convince any judges that they should just...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Almost two weeks ago, an unctuous, fatuous, impetuous, deluded lying fuck ran for reelection to the highest, most powerful office in all of human history. He lost, rather decisively, as the ballots were fully counted, something...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry President Trump lashed out at the media again this morning, this time accusing them of "twisting and distorting lies" he tells specifically so that everyone thinks he's telling the truth. Trump's angry comments came...
HOG MOUNTAIN, ARKANSAS -- Former White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders appeared on Fox News this morning. It was her first such appearance on Fox News since leaving the White House earlier this year. Ms. Huckabee's spot on...
PIG SLOP CROTCH, ARKANSAS -- Sarah Huckabee Sanders is going to be a Fox News contributor. Some might wonder if she'll fit in at Fox News. After all, many argue, there is a certifiable difference between lying on someone's...
