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Congressional Republican Cites Runaway Spending As Why Transgender And Poor Kids Should Suffer

James Schlarmann -
One Republican in Congress has made an attempt to explain why his party made two huge moves that deeply impacted children this week.
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Mike Pence Bounds Into The Vice-President’s Office With Manifest Of Vaginae To Register And Regulate

James Schlarmann -
Vice-President Mike Pence's first day on the job saw him leaping with joy at the chance to control, inventory, and regulate the nation's vaginae.
LGTBQ+

Pat Robertson Going Against His “Better Judgment,” Waiting Until Matthew’s Dissipated Before Blaming The Gays For It

James Schlarmann -
Pat Robertson is showing restraint, even if he doesn't want to.
Religion

God: I Redirected LA Flood To Tony Perkins’ Home Because I’m A ‘Big Lover Of Irony’

James Schlarmann -
Tony Perkins home was destroyed by flooding because God loves irony.
LGTBQ+

NC Governor ‘Totes Surprised’ To Find Out Bigotry Has Consequences

James Schlarmann -
The NBA is moving its All-Star Game out of North Carolina next year.
Pew Pew!

Fundamentalist Christian Republican ‘Warming Up’ to ISIS After Orlando Shooting

James Schlarmann -
The deadly Orlando shooting has inspired one man to rethink his hatred of ISIS.
LGTBQ+

NC Trans Man To Sue State For Invasion of Privacy

James Schlarmann -
One transgender man in North Carolina has had it with HB2.
Women's Rights

Local Republican Proposes City-Wide Genital Registration Program

James Schlarmann -
This Republican has a unique idea for calming down trans-bathroom panic.
LGTBQ+

Anne Graham Lotz: God Gives Us Diarrhea Because We ‘Let Trans People Poop in Comfort’

James Schlarmann -
The daughter of Billy Graham has some interesting thoughts on freedom.
LGTBQ+

Jesus Christ Issues New Commandment: Thou Shalt Just Poop and Get Out, Weirdos

James Schlarmann -
Jesus and his company have a new edict for all their employees.
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Hillary Clinton Circling Mar-A-Lago Shouting “Lock Him up!”

"I told Mr. Trump that quite frankly Ms. Clinton has earned this one, and we won't be doing anything...
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