Letitia James

Trump Not Sure What to Say If He’s Asked Under Oath Whether He Loves Don Jr.

According to sources within the Trump family, defeated and twice permanently impeached President Donald J. Trump is feeling nervous about a New York judge ordering that he and two of his crotch fruit sit for depositions within the next...

NY Attorney General Explains Why She’s Not Forcing The Obamas to Sit For Deposition

https://youtu.be/3PSRfrQKtAI This week, a New York Supreme Court judge ruled that former President Donald J. Trump and two of his spawn must sit down for deposition, under oath, with the New York Attorney General's office. The order stipulates that the Trump...

Eric Trump Wants to Know Why White People ‘Aren’t Allowed to Commit White Collar Crimes’

In an interview on Sean Hannity's Fox News evening show, former President Don Trump's third-most intelligent son asked a direct question that the host couldn't answer. "Tell me something, Sean. I want you tell me something. Why is New York...

Trump Has Offered to Turn State’s Evidence Against Jared

FARTS-A-LOT-THOUGH, FLORIDA -- In perhaps an unsurprising twist, former President Don Trump has offered to "give up the goods" on his son-in-law Jared Kushner in exchange for "total and complete immunization" from the New York Attorney General's office. This week,...

Trump’s Lawyers Advise Him to Throw All His Kids Under the Bus, Even the Ones He Wants to Fuck

News out of the New York State's Attorney General's office has not been good for former, one term, defeated President Don Trump over the last twenty-four hours. Attorney General Letitia James announced late last night that her office believes...

Trump Insists NY Attorney General ‘Should Be Going After John Barron,” Not Him

FARTS-A-LOT-THOUGH, FLORIDA -- A former, one-term, twice permanently impeached, defeated U.S. President lashed out at New York Attorney General Letitia James this morning, issuing a statement he was barred from sharing on any of his former social media accounts. Last...

Trump Jr. Informs NY Attorney General He Intends to Plead ‘Stupidity’

LAGO DE IDIOTA, FLORIDA -- Historians may debate which president was the most impactful, which president had the most challenges, and which president was the most popular, but one thing historians are already agreeing on is who the dumbest...

Ivanka to New York Attorney General: “Daddy Doesn’t Need More Reasons to Roll Over On Me!”

LAKE VAPID, FLORIDA -- When New York Attorney General Letitia James announced that her office's investigation into the finances of the Trump Organization had transitioned from civil to criminal, the response from MAGA Nation was, to put it mildly,...

Read Donald Trump’s Full Statement on the New York AG’s Criminal Investigation of His Family

While he can't post it on Twitter himself, former President Donald John "Tiny Hands" Trump has responded to news that broke late last night. New York Attorney General Letitia James announced that her office had transitioned its investigation into...

New York AG Hires Special Prosecutor to Try Trump Organization Criminal Case

ALBANY, NEW YORK -- The New York Attorney General's office announced last night that it shifted its long-running civil investigation into the Trump Organization's finances into a criminal one. The stakes for former President Donald John Toadstooldick Trump could not...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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