LaVoy Finicum

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Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Iron Shovel for Burying His Platoon’s Feces

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The last, free member of the Oregon militia is given a medal for a doing a most dirty deed.
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Last Twix in Breast Pocket Stops Bullet, Saves Oregon Militia Squatter’s Life

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During the arrest of its leader, another member of the Oregon militia was struck by a stray bullet.
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Nation Tries to Muster All Its “Give a Fuck” About Dead Oregon Militia Squatter

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Oregon Militia Squatter LaVoy Finicum is dead. But does anyone care?
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Trump Orders “Beautiful MAGA Army” to Ready Their Rascal Scooters for a Jail Break

Former President Trump is, according to several sources at Mar-A-Lago, really starting to lose his patience and cool, days...
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