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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Conservative Media

Boebert: “The Free Market is Full of Commies Censoring Conservatives!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking in the nation's capital at a prayer breakfast held for...
War on Christmas

Boebert Thinks Hillary Clinton Had the Fox News Christmas Tree Torched to Cover-Up Benghazi

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Congressidiot Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) smells a rat, and she thinks...
Pew Pew!

Matt Gaetz Poses With Someone Else’s Daughters Holding AR-15’s for His Christmas Card

Never one to pass up an opportunity to join in on the fun his...
MAGA News

Sewer Security Guard Apologizes for Allowing Two Turds to Escape and Get Elected to Congress

FECALBERGH, PENNSYLVANIA -- At a hastily thrown together press event this afternoon, 46 year...
MAGA News

House Janitorial Staff Still Cleaning Up Verbal Diarrhea From Boebert’s Defense of Gosar

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a free society, one that values and encourages freedom of...
Science & Medicine

Man Sitting on Whoopie Cushion Briefly Worries Boebert’s Staff That Her Skull Had Popped

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Aides and staffers rushed to her side, and ultimately it was...
MAGA News

Boebert Thought Planning Trump’s Insurrection Just Meant ‘Giving Boners to Some Dirty MAGAs’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Responding to a new bombshell report in Rolling Stone that indicates she participated...
Science & Medicine

Boebert Demands to Know Why FDA Still Hasn’t Approved Bleach Injection Booster

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) counts herself among some of the most...
MAGA News

Trump Warns Boebert He’ll Never Be President Again if Potential Rape Victims Are Armed

FARTS-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- Former one-term, twice forever impeached President Donald J. Trump issued...
U.S. Politics

Boebert and Greene File Articles of Impeachment Against Hunter Biden’s Laptop

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Democrats and a handful of vertebrate Republicans impeached Donald Trump...
MAGA News

Boebert Confirms She Belongs to Several “Low IQ-Anon” Facebook Groups

"Free speech is for stupid people too, libs!" - Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) WASHINGTON, D.C....
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Boebert Defends Herself: “I’m Literally Too Stupid to Commit Campaign Finance Fraud!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Questions are mounting for freshman Congressmoron Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) over her...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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