"...it's very rude and disrespectful, the whole holiday. You can see it in the name. Sink-o the Mayos."
The first and second least intelligent Republican congressional representatives held a joint press conference today and condemned any American who celebrates Cinco...
"Representative Boebert had an epiphany -- there's more than just a ceiling in a house. There's a bottom part."
Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) proposed a rather novel idea to her fellow Republicans during a recent conference meeting, according to several...
A visibly surprised team of doctors at Colorado State Hospital made an announcement this morning that their team leader said he "couldn't believe" they were making. We had a reporter on the scene who brought us the details of...
Recently, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) announced that her 17-year old son had impregnated someone, and she is now expecting to become a grandmother at the ripe old age of 36. Just hours after she made the announcement, Bobert filed...
This morning, President Joe Biden made a surprise visit to Ukraine, and met with Ukrainian President Vlodomir Zalensky. Normally, an American president visiting an ally would not be enough to rankle pro-MAGA politicians, but because Biden's visit came on...
Congresswomen Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) and Lauren Boebert (Low IQ, CO) are demanding that President Joe Biden personally brief them on the multiple unidentified aircraft that have been shot down over North American skies in the last week. Today,...
President Joe Biden was asked today about whether or not he's heard the calls from House Republicans to direct the U.S. military to shoot down a Chinese balloon they believe is spying on America, over the skies of Montana.
"Yes,...
Today, House Republicans will tackle the issue that every American knows is the most important. However, if you thought that meant addressing rising inflation, the cost of natural gas, or even gun violence, then you'd be mistaken, or a...
No one has ever accused Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) of being intelligent, but that has never stopped her from pretending to know things she doesn't, and it would appear she's not going to change any time soon.
Though some might...
On his way into pretending to work in the U.S. Senate today, Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri extended a fist in the air as he saw fellow Republicans Reps. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) and Lauren Boebert (Low IQ-CO) from across...
