Steve Bannon Orders Tiki Torches for White House Party Honoring Confederate Victory
One of the president’s top advisers wants to throw a party at the White House and he needs a boatload of new tiki torches. […]
Ku Klux Klan
KKK Plans Torchlight “Get Well Soon” Tribute and March for Steve Scalise
A local MS KKK chapter plans to pay honor to fellow white supremacist and injured Congressman Steve Scalise (R-LA) with a torchlight rally. […]
KKK Offers to Loan Richard Spencer’s Hipster Nazis Real Torches So They Don’t ‘Look Like Preppy Bitches’
The KKK has offered white nationalist and the world’s best punching bag Richard Spencer real torches for his next lynching party, we mean, lawful protest. […]
Trump Orders Military To Award Purple Heart To Murdered KKK Grand Wizard
The body of KKK Grand Wizard Frank Ancona has been found, and Sub-President Trump would like to bestow a major honor on it. […]
KKK Apologizes For Spelling Error In Pro-Trump Pamphlets
Even the klan KKKares about spelling. […]
Trump Supporter Sues Dry Cleaner Who Won’t Release His White Sheets Without a Ticket
A Trump supporter sues a local business. […]
Trump Releases Cookbook in Super Tuesday States: ‘Southern Strategies of Cooking’
Trump’s got a new cookbook aimed at his party’s base. […]
Trump: I’ve Never Heard of Hitler and Need to Research the Holocaust Before I Judge It
Donald Trump isn’t sure if he’s heard of the most notorious maniac in history. […]
Shock: Obama Admits ‘As a Democrat’ He Is In the KKK
President Obama finally confirms one of the oldest Republican talking points abou t […]
Jesus H. Christ Offers to Give Republican Politicians a Christianity Refresher Course
Hearing Republicans want to deny Syrian refugees entry to the United States, Jesus Hubert Christ wants to remind so-called Christians how to be Christian. […]