"I am not quite sure why that nice, young man who looks like a thumb was willing to kick out the party that I'd never vote for anyway, but I sure am glad he decided to do it." -...
COUSINBANGER, KENTUCKY -- For the last fifteen years, Clem C. Calhoun worked at his local grocery store, in the stockroom. Every weeknight, Clem and his team would help restock the shelves and get the story ready for the next...
IDIOTA, MONTANA -- While on a publicity tour promoting his latest project he calls a "film," conservative firebrand author and convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza found himself completely unable to call the hooded klansman in front of him a "liberal,"...
