The U.S. Chamber of Commerce announced on Monday that retailers across the country are reporting a 72% increase in white sheet sales.
"It's the damndest thing," Roger Jefferson told reporters in a bi-monthly call the Chamber holds with news outlets,...
RACIST MORON VALLEY, PENNSYLVANIA -- This week, a spokesperson for Lorne Michaels, producer of NBC's long running sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live, announced that Shane Gillis would not be joining the cast of the show, as had been previously announced....
QUECHINGAS VALLEY, ARKANSAS -- 56 year old Sam Kilpatrick is a descendent of Irish immigrants to the United States. Sam works at the police station as a dispatcher and has done so since retiring from the local force in...
WHITE PLAINS, KANSAS -- A spokesman for the Ku Klux Klan formally apologized for racist, pro-Donald Trump pamphlets that the KKK disseminated in Kansas during the 2016 presidential election. Specifically, he apologized for something "egregious" and "inexcusable" about the...
