"I am not quite sure why that nice, young man who looks like a thumb was willing to kick out the party that I'd never vote for anyway, but I sure am glad he decided to do it." -...
AUSTIN, TEXAS -- The Texas Board of Education, in a narrow, party line vote, has eliminated teaching history students who won the Civil War from state-approved curricula across the Lone Star State. This comes just days after the same...
COUSINBANGER, KENTUCKY -- For the last fifteen years, Clem C. Calhoun worked at his local grocery store, in the stockroom. Every weeknight, Clem and his team would help restock the shelves and get the story ready for the next...
IDIOTA, MONTANA -- While on a publicity tour promoting his latest project he calls a "film," conservative firebrand author and convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza found himself completely unable to call the hooded klansman in front of him a "liberal,"...
COUSIN DOINK BAY, MISSISSIPPI -- The first presidential debate between former Vice President Joe Biden and President Donald Trump was an abject mess, there can be no doubt.
Biden apparently didn't get briefed on the fact that he was supposed...
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- This week, Facebook News debuted for a select group of users of the social media platform.
During the 2016 presidential election, Facebook was weaponized by propagandists and agitators to take advantage of its algorithm and...
The U.S. Chamber of Commerce announced on Monday that retailers across the country are reporting a 72% increase in white sheet sales.
"It's the damndest thing," Roger Jefferson told reporters in a bi-monthly call the Chamber holds with news outlets,...
RACIST MORON VALLEY, PENNSYLVANIA -- This week, a spokesperson for Lorne Michaels, producer of NBC's long running sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live, announced that Shane Gillis would not be joining the cast of the show, as had been previously announced....
