Kim Jong-Un

Matt Gaetz Mocks Biden For Not Licking a Single Authoritarian Dictator’s Taint Yet

"I bet Sleepy Joe doesn't even KNOW where Kim Jong-Un's G-spot is!"

New Poll: 75% of Americans Hope Trump and Kim Jong-un Share a Cardiologist

The results of a newly conducted and released poll seem to indicate that nearly eight out of every ten Americans are hoping that North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un and American Wannabe Dictator and Confirmed Dick-Tater Donald J. Trump share...

Fox News Offers Time Slot Before Tucker Carlson to Kim Jong-Un

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Executives at Fox News have reportedly reached out to North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un and offered him the time slot on their primetime lineup that is currently occupied by Martha MacCallum, which immediately precedes...

Un, Trump Dispute Who Legitimized Whom’s Fascist, Authoritarian Kakistocracy

AIR FORCE ONE -- The earliest reports of the historic summit between President Donald Trump and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un are that an agreement that the White House is calling "comprehensive" was signed and very broad concessions...

Trump, Un Set ‘Hard And Fast’ Self-Fellatio Time Limit Ahead of Summit

SINGAPORE -- Representatives from President Donald Trump and North Korea's dictator Kim Jong Un announced via a joint statement today that they have agreed upon some very preliminary items head of tomorrow's historic summit between the two countries. "We know...

Trump Organization To Turn North Korean Summit Coins Into New Cryptocurrency “BitKKKoin”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite being scrubbed, for now, the highly-anticipated summit between U.S. President Donald Trump and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un inspired the production a commemorative coin that featured both men, and the president's family's company has plans...

Singapore Installing Advanced Anti-Fat Fascist Douchebag Defense Systems

SINGAPORE -- When he announced that his historic summit with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un will take place in Singapore later this summer, many throughout the world adopted a position of extremely cautious optimism, but not the government...

Frustrated Sarah Palin Says White House Ignored Offer To Drive Released Prisoners Home From North Korea

TWUNTBERG, ALASKA -- In the very early hours of the morning, President Donald Trump arrived at Andrews Air Force Base to welcome home three Americans who had been held by the North Korean government in labor camps for crimes...

North Korea Sends Draft Peace Deal To Ambassador Dennis Rodman For Input

This morning the leaders of North and South Korea set the world abuzz thanks to their historic peace summit, now underway on the Korean peninsula. After a decades-long war, North Korea's dictator Kim Jong Un and South Korean president Moon...

Kim Jong Un, Trump Agree To Keep Summit Focused On Who Has Bigger Dick, Who Is Lazier And Stupider

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, the world was taken aback when South Korea announced that after talks with North Korea, President Donald Trump would be invited to sit down and speak with Kim Jong-Un. Un and Trump have had...
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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