Pope Francis and Kim Davis Meet, Discuss Bigotry and Baking Recipes
What happens when Pope Francis and Kim Davis meet? Bigotry collaborations and baking recipe swapping, of course. […]
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Sources: Ted Cruz To Launch National Search for Next ‘Living Embodiment of Conservative Hatred’
Can Ted Cruz find the next Kim Davis? […]
Gay, Atheist Cop Cites Victims’ Religious Beliefs And Doesn’t Stop Vandalism at Baptist Church Picnic
Kim Davis’ stand in Kentucky has inspired an equal and opposite reaction from a public servant in Arkansas. […]
Bummed-Out Bobby Jindal Arrives 24 Hours Too Late to Kim Davis Rally
Bobby Jindal missed the big Kim Davis rally, and he has a sad over it. […]
Mike Huckabee To Offer Kim Davis New ‘Secretary of Christianity’ Cabinet Role
Mike Huckabee and Kim Davis are besties, and now can the Huckster get a new job? […]
Jesus Christ Denies Kim Davis’ Emergency Request for Miracle
Kim Davis has another emergency appeal — this one to Jesus Hubert Christ — denied. […]
‘Old Testament’ Oregon Judge Refuses to Marry Couples Who Have Eaten Pork, Shellfish
Judge Vance D. Day in Oregon has been refusing to marry same-sex couples; one of his colleagues has a response. […]
Cruz and Paul Defend Kim Davis, Because They’re ‘A-Holes Extraordinaire’
Rand Paul and Ted Cruz both think Kim Davis should be allowed to discriminate based on her own religious views, because they’re not bigoted at all. […]
Jesus Christ Fires Kim Davis From Christianity
Kim Davis, the defiant Kentucky clerk, just got a pink slip from her lord and savior. […]