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Cheney Accuses House GOP of Stealing Leadership Election from Her

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a truly surprising turn of events, Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) has leveled an explosive allegation against the House Republicans that just voted to remove her from the number three position within their conference. Speaking to...

McCarthy: “With Liz Cheney and the Truth Out of the Way, We Can Finally Unite as a Party”

"Our fallen king showed us for nearly half a decade how strong our party can be if we simply ignore reality and create a fantasy world for him to rule over." - House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA) WASHINGTON, D.C....

Stefanik Promises to ‘Unite The GOP’ Behind Trump’s Claims of Stolen Elections and Injectable Bleach

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Some day very soon, Rep. Elise Stefanik (Q-NY) could be the third-most powerful Republican in the House of Representatives. House GOP leadership roles are in flux, as many in the conference have increasingly turned on Rep. Liz...

McCarthy: Cheney ‘Still Has Time’ to Pay for Sex with Minors and Get Back on GOP’s Good Side

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The vultures are beginning to circle Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) and her position as the number three Republican in the House of Representatives. With a vote potentially as early as this week, the House GOP conference is...

McCarthy: House GOP is ‘Outraged’ Liz Cheney ‘Only Repeats 99.9% of Our Lies’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On Capitol Hill, there's a new war breaking out within one of the country's oldest political institutions. Will the political cohort that used to dub itself the "Party of Lincoln," complete its rebranding efforts and become...

McCarthy Proposes Censuring Rep. Greene’s Crack Dealer

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As House Democrats move quickly to strip her of her committee assignments, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy has brought a new proposal of a compromise to Speaker Nancy Pelosi. "I just got off the phone with Speaker...

Rep. Kevin McCarthy: “The Democrats Are Playing Politics With Corporate CEO Bonuses Hanging in the Balance”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Trump's Sphincter) lashed out at Senate Democrats just moments ago, accusing them of "playing politics" at a dangerous time in American history when, McCarthy argues, "corporate CEO bonuses" are "hanging in...

Starburst Announces New Flavor: Trump’s Rectum

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS -- Over the weekend, word broke that Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) gave President Donald Trump a special gift -- a jar containing his favorite Starburst candies -- after noticing that Trump was only eating strawberry and cherry...

A Sad, Disillusioned Trey Gowdy is Roaming the Halls of Congress, Offering to ‘Witch Hunt’ People

With his beloved Select Committee on Benghazi crumbling before his eyes, Trey Gowdy finds himself rudderless in Washington.

Paul Ryan Demands Goose That Lays Golden Eggs as Condition of Speakership

Paul Ryan once saw geese that laid golden eggs, and he's demanding one now as payment for his speakership.
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Ben Shapiro Shocked His Wife Has This In Common With Every Transgender Woman

"It turns out, I can't make any of their pussies wet either." - Ben Shapiro A shocked and visibly distraught...
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