Kevin McCarthy

Biden to Confiscate Gas Stoves and Put Them in Same FEMA Camps as Obama’s Guns

Over the course of the next two years, President Joe Biden (D) will have the U.S. Army remove nearly every single gas stove from American homes. The gas stoves will then be placed in the same FEMA camp warehouses...

I Just Had a Lobotomy, and I Am Shocked at How Incompetent House Republicans Are

I have to say, after watching Kevin McCarthy fail four consecutive times in two days to secure enough votes from his own party to become Speaker of the House, that I am starting to believe the Republican Party is...

Hawley Signals Support for Gaetz and Boebert Stopping Peaceful Transfer of Power to McCarthy

On his way into pretending to work in the U.S. Senate today, Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri extended a fist in the air as he saw fellow Republicans Reps. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) and Lauren Boebert (Low IQ-CO) from across...

Gaetz Wants House Republicans to Make Trump’s Balls Next Speaker

Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) is working hard behind the scenes to convince his fellow House Republicans to give his handpicked choice for the Speaker's gavel, instead of Rep. Kevin McCarthy of California. Despite predictions of a "red wave" giving Republicans...

Hillary: “Only Soyboy Betacucks Can’t Handle Congressional Testimony”

In a new NPR interview this week, former Secretary of State, Senator, and First Lady Hillary Clinton spoke about what it was like to be called before a House oversight committee and testify for almost twelve hours. Clinton noted...

4 Highlights of Kevin McCarthy’s 8+ Hour Speech Against “Build Back Better”

Last night, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA) mustered all the strength he had, and used every tool at his disposal to protest Democrats passing President Joe Biden's "Build Back Better" social and environmental spending package. McCarthy held the House...

McCarthy Vows to Punish Gosar by Moving His Office Next to AOC and Giving Him a Key to Her Door

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Republican Congressman and Indiana Jones Bad Guy Paul Gosar of Arizona is no stranger to controversy. Ever the bomb throwing, white nationalist archconservative, Gosar has embraced nakedly racist tropes and publicly sided with violent, right-wing extremists in...

GOP Leadership: Pelosi ‘Bears Responsibility’ for Jan 6th For Not Declaring Trump King

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A handful of House Republicans in leadership positions held a press conference this morning, minutes before the January 6th special select committee began hearing testimony from four capitol officers who responded to the violent terrorist attack...

McCarthy Selects Q-Anon Shaman and MAGA Bomber for January 6th Committee

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After several weeks of anticipation, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA) has chosen the people who will represent the Republican caucus in the January 6th Select Committee. Efforts to establish a non-partisan, independent commission failed when...

Trump Orders McCarthy to Put the Former First Lady on January 6th Commission

BAD MINCER, NEW JERSEY -- This morning, former, one-term, twice forever impeached President Donald J. Trump met with House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA) and reportedly discussed who should be appointed to the congressional committee investigating the January 6th...
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How didĀ thisĀ end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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