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M&M’s Banned from White House Kitchens and Candy Dishes

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"Their thin candy shells will be no match for our nook-you-ler missiles."
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Trump Says He Regrets Never Convincing Hugh Hefner to Put Ivanka in His Magazine

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President Donald Trump gave Hugh Hefner an impromptu eulogy and spoke about what he feels like is a missed opportunity for himself and Playboy.
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President Trump Hopeful He’ll Finish Mix Tape For Putin Before He’s Impeached

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Trump is reportedly lost in song, trying to put together the perfect mix tape for his newfound love, Russian President Vladimir Putin.
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Everyone Wants to Know: Who Is Deep Covfefe, and Are They The Leak Within The Trump Administration?

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The leaker known as Deep Covfefe must come from the Trump Administration's inner sanctum. But who is it?
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Kellyanne Conway: Unless Dems Prove Russia Probe Relates to Benghazi, They’re Wasting Millions

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White House adviser Kellyanne Conway told media this weekend that if Dems can't tie Russia to Benghazi, they should give up.
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Kellyanne Conway: Bowling Green Attackers Were Covfefe Immigrants

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White House adviser Kellyanne Conway spins a new explanation for a baffling tweet about "Covfefe" from her boss, the Commander in Chief.
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Report: Trump Could Nominate Frederick Douglass For FBI Director Post

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President Donald Trump thinks way, way, way outside of most boxes on Earth. Replacing FBI Director James Comey will be another of those instances.
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Trump Orders Kellyanne Conway to Move White House Microwaves to Secret Gas Chamber Below Bowling Green, Kentucky

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump issued an order to one of his top advisers, directing her to have all the microwaves in the White House moved to a secret location in Kentucky. Mr. Trump told various members...
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Conway Corrects Trump After He Thinks He’ll Be Hunting Women’s Genitalia At WH Easter Egg Hunt

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Co-President Donald J. Trump had to be corrected by his adviser Kellyanne Conway when he got the details of the White House Easter Egg Hunt confused.
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Conway and Spicer Desperately Trying to Reach Michael Flynn Via the Microwave Network

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The Bannon/Trump White House is so desperate to get through to Michael Flynn that they are resorting to unconventional communication mediums.
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