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Kellyanne Conway Confirms Her Ethnicity As Crypt Keeper

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A defiant Kellyanne Conway stridently and forcefully told reporters today as she was leaving the White House what her own ethnicity is. "I'm 100% pure-bred crypt kreeper, thank you very much for asking," Conway shouted as she...

Mr. Ivanka Trump Continues His Twitter Feud With Mr. Crypt Keeper

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The entirety of alleged billionaire Mr. Ivanka Trump's presidency has been marred by scandal, FBI investigation, and more palace intrigue than any previous administration. Those close to the way Trump has run his businesses noted at...

Kellyanne Conway: National Emergency at Border ‘Much Bigger and Worser Crisis’ Than Bowling Green Massacre

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One of President Trump's most vocal and loyal aides, Kellyanne Conway, was stopped on her way into the White House this morning and asked about several topics. Speaking to reporters for about ten minutes, Conway talked...

Leaked: Former White House Communication Director Caught With His Hand In A Mooch

Air Force One -- A two-year old leaked White House pool photograph snapped a controversial picture of staffers on a flight to a campaign-style Trump rally in Wisconsin in 2016. Former 11-day Trump Communication Director Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci...

Kellyanne Conway Desperately Trying to Reach Michael Flynn Via The Microwave Network

"The president understands that Mr. Flynn is a fine, upstanding grazhdanin."

Kellyanne Conway: Gillespie Loss in Virginia An Alternative Win for Trump

"We see this as not a defeat, but an alternative win."

‘Kellyanne, What Language Do They Speak in Argentina?’ asks Trump as Charges Announced in Mueller Probe

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Marking a major day in the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s possible collusion with the Russian Government during the 2016 Presidential Election, the first charges were filed last week and revealed today as Trump's one time...

M&M’s Banned from White House Kitchens and Candy Dishes

"Their thin candy shells will be no match for our nook-you-ler missiles."
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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