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Emergency Crews Working To Remove Jeff Sessions From Package of E.L. Fudge Cookies

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When an accident occurred at the Keebler cookie company, Attorney Jeff Sessions needed some quick rescuing.
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Shock! Jeff Sessions Admits He’s a Member Of the Keebler Klux Klan

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Attorney General Jeff Sessions says that his membership in a shadowy group of cookie bakers is really nothing to worry about.
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Trump Orders “Beautiful MAGA Army” to Ready Their Rascal Scooters for a Jail Break

Former President Trump is, according to several sources at Mar-A-Lago, really starting to lose his patience and cool, days...
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