Keebler Elves

This story was first published on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, first responders are still trying to extricate the Attorney General of the United States from what sources close to the scene are calling...

"I thought I smelled some marijuana, which of course made me angry and I needed to investigate."

Attorney General Jeff Sessions says that his membership in a shadowy group of cookie bakers is really nothing to worry about.