The subpoena she receives from the January 6th select congressional committee will be given a place of "distinction and honor," according to former White House Press Secretary and vapid blonde fuckmuppet Kayleigh McEnany.
On Fox News this morning, McEnany acknowledged...
Results from a recently conducted DNA test indicate that four of the most popular female conservative "fire brand" commentators all likely came from the same sewage treatment plant.
According to LabTest, Inc., they recently finished testing DNA samples provided by...
It's one of the most burning questions, and the answer likely won't come for at least another year or more, but that hasn't stopped the media from speculating about it. Will Donald Trump lose the popular vote one more...
The following was received by this outlet late last night. After contacting the offices of Holy Trinity, Inc. and confirming its provenance, we have decided to publish this letter, from the Actual Jesus, in its entirety.
Dear Kayleigh McEnany,
Hi! It's...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say it was a tough day for the Trump administration would be quite the understatement because the story of the day was recorded audio of the president admitting that he was lying to the American...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the nation's capital today, a lying sack of shit blond fuckmuppet stood behind a podium, cameras trained on her, reporters hanging on her every syllable, waiting to be allowed to given the chance to perhaps...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There was a brief scare during White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany's briefing earlier today when the crucifix she often wears around her neck suddenly burst into flames.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, it's still not quite clear how or why the subject came to the attention of the President of the United States, but regardless he's made his opinion on the issue quite...
