Kayleigh McEnany

McEnany: She’ll Put Jan 6 Subpoena on the Mantle Next to Her Autographed Pic of Trump’s Dong

The subpoena she receives from the January 6th select congressional committee will be given a place of "distinction and honor," according to former White House Press Secretary and vapid blonde fuckmuppet Kayleigh McEnany. On Fox News this morning, McEnany acknowledged...

DNA Test Proves Lahren and McEnany Came From Same Sewage Plant as Coulter and Ingraham

Results from a recently conducted DNA test indicate that four of the most popular female conservative "fire brand" commentators all likely came from the same sewage treatment plant. According to LabTest, Inc., they recently finished testing DNA samples provided by...

McEnany: “Donald Trump Has More Than Enough Stamina to Lose the Popular Vote a Third Time”

It's one of the most burning questions, and the answer likely won't come for at least another year or more, but that hasn't stopped the media from speculating about it. Will Donald Trump lose the popular vote one more...

The Actual Jesus Christ Wrote This Letter to Kayleigh McEnany and Asked Us to Publish It For Him

The following was received by this outlet late last night. After contacting the offices of Holy Trinity, Inc. and confirming its provenance, we have decided to publish this letter, from the Actual Jesus, in its entirety. Dear Kayleigh McEnany, Hi! It's...

McDitzydick Clarifies: “The President Didn’t Downplay COVID, He Just Played It Down!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say it was a tough day for the Trump administration would be quite the understatement because the story of the day was recorded audio of the president admitting that he was lying to the American...

Lying Sack of Shit Blonde Fuckmuppet Lies It Up Like the Lying Sack of Shit Blonde Fuckmuppet She Is

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the nation's capital today, a lying sack of shit blond fuckmuppet stood behind a podium, cameras trained on her, reporters hanging on her every syllable, waiting to be allowed to given the chance to perhaps...

Kayleigh McEnany’s Cross Bursts Into Flames

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There was a brief scare during White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany's briefing earlier today when the crucifix she often wears around her neck suddenly burst into flames. MORE: Mattel Releasing “Nazi Press Secretary Barbie” "Okay, so, I'm...

Trump Suggests Adult Film Industry Rename ATMs to “Doing a McEnany”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, it's still not quite clear how or why the subject came to the attention of the President of the United States, but regardless he's made his opinion on the issue quite...
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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