WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Politico dropped what can only be fairly described as the most important, consequential, must-read story of the Biden administration thus far. The story details what might be the most crucial scandal to befall any executive branch administration...
While writing his new book, ABC reporter Johnathan Karl got some interesting opinions from former, one-term, twice permanently impeached President Donald J. Trump, according to audio of Karl's interviews with Trump.
This weekend, one story from Karl's book got quite...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- These days, it's tough to throw a rock in the nation's capital and not hit a Republican demanding that Joe Biden be impeached over his administration's handling of the withdrawal of U.S. troops from Afghanistan. Despite...
Appearing on Newsmax TV, Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) lashed out at Vice President Kamala Harris for not visiting the southern border between the United States and Mexico yet. According to Cruz, Harris has "become derelict in her duties" and...
This week, TIME Magazine named President and Vice-President-elect Joe Biden and Kamala Harris as its "Person of the Year" for 2020. Rumor is swirling that a certain occupant of the Oval Office -- whose time there is running incredibly...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Eric Trump, the third-most intelligent male crotch fruit of President Donald J. Trump, is convinced that the election was stolen from his daddy. He doesn't have anything that legal scholars would call "evidence," but...
The following is a reader-submitted editorial from Kevin Riccilumbo, a reader from New Fucnut, Connecticut. The views and opinions of reader editorials do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of The Pastiche Post, its ownership, or management. Nor of most...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Americans are voting today for who they think should be the President of the United States beginning next January. However, we already know that millions and millions of ballots have already been cast via mail. In...
Citizenry of America!
Rejoice! For your goodly King God Emperor, Donald John Trump I, has decreed that today shall be Election Day! Therefore, you are invited and encouraged to take part in the festivities! What other time in your life...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A pink-eyed, exasperated Vice President High Priest Mike Pence was so upset by what he just figured out that he cried out in anguish, and could be heard from outside his office door.
MORE: Op-Ed: We Need...
