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Cruz Cautions Harris Against Using Wired Headphones While Wearing a Tan Suit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Politico dropped what can only be fairly described as the most important, consequential, must-read story of the Biden administration thus far. The story details what might be the most crucial scandal to befall any executive branch administration...

Trump Slams Biden for Not ‘Being Strong Enough’ to Encourage Supporters to Hang Harris

While writing his new book, ABC reporter Johnathan Karl got some interesting opinions from former, one-term, twice permanently impeached President Donald J. Trump, according to audio of Karl's interviews with Trump. This weekend, one story from Karl's book got quite...

VP Harris Thanks Congressional Republicans For Endorsing Her Future Presidency

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- These days, it's tough to throw a rock in the nation's capital and not hit a Republican demanding that Joe Biden be impeached over his administration's handling of the withdrawal of U.S. troops from Afghanistan. Despite...

Cruz: “Why Hasn’t The Vice President Visited the Border So We Can Criticize What She Does There?”

Appearing on Newsmax TV, Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) lashed out at Vice President Kamala Harris for not visiting the southern border between the United States and Mexico yet. According to Cruz, Harris has "become derelict in her duties" and...

TIME Magazine Names Trump ‘Sore Loser Crybaby Bitch of the Year’

This week, TIME Magazine named President and Vice-President-elect Joe Biden and Kamala Harris as its "Person of the Year" for 2020. Rumor is swirling that a certain occupant of the Oval Office -- whose time there is running incredibly...

Eric Trump: “You Can Tell The Election Was Rigged Because Daddy Didn’t Win!”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Eric Trump, the third-most intelligent male crotch fruit of President Donald J. Trump, is convinced that the election was stolen from his daddy. He doesn't have anything that legal scholars would call "evidence," but...

OP-ED: What Do You Mean There Are Consequences for Supporting Corrupt, Incompetent Asshole Bullies?

The following is a reader-submitted editorial from Kevin Riccilumbo, a reader from New Fucnut, Connecticut. The views and opinions of reader editorials do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of The Pastiche Post, its ownership, or management. Nor of most...

Trump Says a Vote for a Democrat Should Only Count as Three-Fifths of a Republican Vote

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Americans are voting today for who they think should be the President of the United States beginning next January. However, we already know that millions and millions of ballots have already been cast via mail. In...

Congratulations, America! King Trump Has Decided to Let You Vote Today!

Citizenry of America! Rejoice! For your goodly King God Emperor, Donald John Trump I, has decreed that today shall be Election Day! Therefore, you are invited and encouraged to take part in the festivities! What other time in your life...

Pence Just Realized Sucking Trump Off So Much Cost Him Valuable Talking Time During Debate

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A pink-eyed, exasperated Vice President High Priest Mike Pence was so upset by what he just figured out that he cried out in anguish, and could be heard from outside his office door. MORE: Op-Ed: We Need...
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Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked By NY AG If He Was Ivanka’s Lover, Father, or Employer

Recently, it was revealed that when he was deposed by the New York Attorney General in a case involving...
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