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Trump Directs NASA To Verify Which Planet Girls Go To When They Get More Stupider

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Republicans may not have a reputation for being pro-science, but that doesn't mean Trump won't be taking an active role in NASA's missions.
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Donald Trump Says As President He’d Annex Jupiter

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"If that doesn't work out, we just take NASA into Chapter 11."
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Who Got Paid More to Suck Trump’s Dick: Stormy or Jim Jordan?

As far as the world can tell, there are two people who we can reliably assume have sucked Donald...
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