President Devastated Peter Falk Couldn’t Attend White House Columbo Day Celebration

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump is reportedly seething right now, angry at being snubbed by Hollywood actor Peter Falk. Despite the fact that Falk has been dead for about eight years, Mr. Trump, according to sources in the White House,...

Area Woman Really Doesn’t Give A Fuck If Her Joke Offended You

CABBAGE GLEN, ARIZONA -- On most days, Cheryl Michaels can be found at her cubicle, dutifully filing the paperwork her job requires her to, but when she's not at work, sometimes she's known to tell a joke or two....

VP Pence Clarifies: “I Said I Hope All The Gays Are Well-Hung”

"I prolly think about butt sex more than people who are currently engaging in butt sex."

Ted Cruz Apologizes for Joe Biden Joke; Still ‘Totally Cool’ With Past Douchiness

Ted Cruz further responds to criticism about his ill-timed joke at Vice-President Biden's expense.
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Trump Orders “Beautiful MAGA Army” to Ready Their Rascal Scooters for a Jail Break

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