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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Mitt Romney: ‘I Know a Lot About Losing Elections, and Marco Rubio’s Got It!’

Marco Rubio gets a key endorsement from his party's last, most-successful loser.

Obama to Resign Presidency to Biden Who Will Nominate Him to Supreme Court

A newly leaked Obama memo may exposed a new conspiracy that right-wingers need to be aware of.

GoFundMe Established to ‘Pay Bristol Palin to STFU Forever and Ever’

There's a new crowdfunded project to entice Bristol Palin to stop having opinions about, well, anything.

Trump to Offer Sarah Palin Secretary of ‘Educationizing’ Cabinet Position

Donald Trump may just have a special place in his administration for a certain half-term Alaskan governor.

Over 4,000 Dead U.S. Soldiers Send Gear to John McCain With Note: ‘You First, A-Hole’

A group of veterans who died in Iraq have sent a clear message to one of America's top war mongers -- "Knock it the Hell off, a-hole."

“Why The U.S.-Iran Nuke Deal Is Bad, Bad, Bad” by John McCain

Senator John McCain sent the Chute this op-ed, explaining his opposition to the U.S.-Iran nuclear deal framework.

Senate GOP to Declare U.S. Dominion Over Mars’ Nitrogen Supply

There's nitrogen on Mars, and Senate Republicans want to harvest it for America and America only.

Country That Spent $6T Killing People Sad It Wasted $125B Trying to Help People

Nothing irks some Americans more than government government waste. Spending $6T to kill people is fine, but accidentally spending less than 5% of that is not cool.

10 Songs On the Palins’ Brawlin’ Party Playlist

Sarah Palin's family's brawl had a pretty sweet custom soundtrack.

5 Shows You’ll NEVER See Air on ‘The Sarah Palin Channel’

Just what will the bastion of intellect and sanguine political commentary have on its "airwaves?" We have some thoughts on the Sarah Palin Channel lineup.

“My 5 Favorite iPhone Games” by Sen. John McCain

A leaked guest article from John McCain for a conservative tech magazine gives us more insight into America's favorite stodgy war monger.

5 Reasons No One Listens To John McCain About Anything Anymore

If the elder(ly) statesman from Arizona is wondering why no one outside his party listens to him, he can perhaps read this list and gain some insight.

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

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