Tag: John McCain

Environmental Conservation Group Fears Extinction of the Vertebrate Republican

Biological researchers and conservationists at the World Wildlife Foundation are concerned about the rapid ...

John McCain’s Spirit Sneaks Into White House and Teabags the President

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Secret Service is reporting at the time of publication that ...

Trump Challenges John McCain to Fist Fight

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Over the last several days, President Donald Trump has increased his ...

Sarah Palin Pretty Sure She’s President Now

FLATULENT FALLS, ALASKA — Former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is said to be ...