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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Conservative Media

Biden: “I Don’t Know Pete Doocy’s Parents, So I Had No Right to Call Him a Son of a Bitch.”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, a Fox News White House reporter asked President Joe Biden...
Tech

Ever Since My Butthole Started Following Marjorie Taylor Greene, It Spews the Dumbest Shit

In hind(end)sight, giving my rectum its own Facebook account has come back to bite...
Conservative Media

Mike Lindell Claims to Have Evidence Millions of Americans ‘Wanted Trump to Lose’

Mike Lindell, the embattled CEO of MyPillow and MyCrackpipe, announced on Steve Bannon's podcast...
Science & Medicine

If You Hear Your Uncle Say This Three Word Phrase, Get Him to a Neurologist ASAP!

Knowing the signs of life-threatening medical emergencies can save your life, and the lives...
U.S. Politics

Graham Blasts Biden For “Politicizing” Politically-Motivated Terrorist Attack

The morning of the anniversary of the most violent attack on the U.S. Capitol...
Science & Medicine

Manchin: “West Virginia Kids Told Me They Want to Breathe Dirty Air in a Broke, Disgusting State”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite polling data that shows voters in his state support it...
The Democrats

Biden Sells White House Naming Rights to Soros, Inc for $666 Trillion

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden signed an agreement today that authorizes a name...
Science & Medicine

BOMBSHELL: Donald Trump Tested Positive for Stupidity Hours Before 2020 Debate

In a newly published excerpt from his upcoming memoir from the time he served...
War on Christmas

Biden Signs Presidential Declaration Stating “All Holidays Matter”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In an official signing ceremony held in the Oval Office, President...
Science & Medicine

Is “Let’s Go Brandon” Secret Code for “I Have a Micro Penis”?

Is the hot new catch phrase taking the Bible Belt by storm a secret...
Economy

Local Idiot Thinks Presidents Control Gas Prices

BARONTOWN, MISSISSIPPI -- Town moron and well-known local idiot Matthew Palumricci admits that he...
U.S. Politics

Data Indicates Brandon Gets Shit Done and Trump Didn’t Do Shit

Newly released data from the National Institute of Looking Into This Sorta Thing doesn't...
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

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