Joe Biden

Cruz Withholding 2024 Endorsement Until He Hears Every Candidate’s Stance on His Ugly Wife

Though the next presidential election is still over a year away, the machinations involved in selected the two major parties' nominees has already begun in earnest. This week, President Joe Biden officially announced he was running for re-election, and he...

President Brandon Promises to Go Visit Trump in Jail

Yesterday, history was made when the New York City District Attorney filed 34 indictments against former President Donald John Trump. The indictment come after DA Alvin Bragg's months long investigation into Trump using his former attorney and fixer Michael...

Greene Wants Answers from Biden About 16 Trillion Illegal Immigrants Crossing Border

Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) lashed out at the Biden administration today for what she called a "total and complete failure" to enforce U.S. immigration laws. Ms. Greene lambasted Biden and accused him of "opening the border wider than...

Biden Tells Trump He’ll Race Him Upstairs to See Who Takes Cognitive Test First

The one thing it seems every Americans knows they need most isn't food, clothing, shelter, or healthcare. It's a constant, never-ending election cycle, and even though the next presidential contest is still more than a year and a half...

Boebert Slams Biden for Spending President’s Day in Country She Can’t Find on a Map

This morning, President Joe Biden made a surprise visit to Ukraine, and met with Ukrainian President Vlodomir Zalensky. Normally, an American president visiting an ally would not be enough to rankle pro-MAGA politicians, but because Biden's visit came on...

Biden Promises to Brief Greene, Boebert on Downed Aircraft as Soon as They Can Spell “UFO”

Congresswomen Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) and Lauren Boebert (Low IQ, CO) are demanding that President Joe Biden personally brief them on the multiple unidentified aircraft that have been shot down over North American skies in the last week. Today,...

Smithsonian Apologizes for Escaped Horse Faced Cave Troll’s Disruptions During State of the Union

Last night, one of the Smithsonian's displays came alive and escaped the confines of the museum. Reportedly, the horse faced cave troll that broke out from the Smithsonian's "Prehistoric Humans" exhibit wound up at President Joe Biden's State of...

DeSantis Demands to Know Why Biden Hasn’t Also Shot Down Any Big Black Balloons

An angry Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) lashed out at the Biden administration for what he called an "obvious and deliberate attack of reverse racism" this morning during a press conference. Gov. DeSantis was dedicating a new book burning wing at...

Trump: China Sent Him Three Balloons as Gifts for Opening Secret Bank Accounts

Hours after former President Trump criticized how long it took President Joe Biden to issue the order to have a Chinese balloon spotted over American airspace shot down, it was revealed that three such incidents occurred occurred under the...

Biden Tells MTG He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Balloon When She Finds China or Montana on a Map

President Joe Biden was asked today about whether or not he's heard the calls from House Republicans to direct the U.S. military to shoot down a Chinese balloon they believe is spying on America, over the skies of Montana. "Yes,...
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How didĀ thisĀ end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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