In recent weeks, billionaire meme stealing shitposter Elon Musk says that Twitter has lost more than half its value since he bought it for over $40 billion earlier this year. While some may wonder if it's a result of...
As far as the world can tell, there are two people who we can reliably assume have sucked Donald Trump's dick and been financially compensated for it. The question is, though, who got paid more: Adult film actress Stormy...
Rep. Jim Jordan (Q-OH) already has a healthy spate of investigations he's planning to conduct as chairman of the House Judiciary Committee. Jordan has not hidden the fact that he wants to look into several issues surrounding President Biden's...
On his way into pretending to work in the U.S. Senate today, Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri extended a fist in the air as he saw fellow Republicans Reps. Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) and Lauren Boebert (Low IQ-CO) from across...
The following editorial was submitted to this outlet by Dustin Pewpsin, a self-described "alpha male MAGA conservative." Mr. Pewpsin is a strategist for the Republican Nationalist Party and hosts a podcast, The Right of Way, which can be listened to...
Data from a newly published report seems to indicate that Rep. Jim Jordan (Q-OH) has a three-times better chance of finding his wife's clitoris than he has of finding evidence that Donald Trump won the 2020 election. It's unclear...
The National Board of Naming Medical Things convened this week and afterward issued its annual report, resulting in one of the world's most deadly forms of cancer being renamed for a sitting member of congress.
Each year, the NBNMT meets...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressdouche Jim Jordan (Q-OH) appeared on OANN this morning and defended efforts by conservatives at the state and local level to heavily restrict student access to certain books. In recent weeks, books such as "Maus," a...
In a new NPR interview this week, former Secretary of State, Senator, and First Lady Hillary Clinton spoke about what it was like to be called before a House oversight committee and testify for almost twelve hours. Clinton noted...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There are few in Congress more fiercely loyal to former President Don Trump than Rep. Gym Jordan (Q-OH). Jordan's devotion to Trump is so complete that even now, nine months after Joe Biden was sworn in, and...
