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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Women's Rights
The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Jesus Says It’s Okay to Pray That Trump Dies Before 2024
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Americans who find themselves praying that former President Donald...
April 12, 2021
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Pat Robertson: God Wants Republicans to ‘Crotch Check’ Student Athletes
The 80+ year old televangelist said Jesus told him personally he needs to protect the "integrity" of sports by feeling up student athletes before their games.
March 31, 2021
War on Christmas
Horny Jesus Reminds You He’s Also the Reason for the Squeezin’
SEXXXY HEAVEN -- Horny Jesus Christ, the super-sexed-up version of the character from the...
December 1, 2020
Religion
Jesus Sees Image of Potato Chip in Bathroom Mirror
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This weekend, Jesus Hubert Christ, son of Trinity, Inc's...
April 1, 2020
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Pat Robertson Reminds Christians They’ll Go To Hell for Loving Baby Yoda and Baby Jesus
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has a stern warning for Christians who...
December 3, 2019
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Jesus Christ Reminds Americans Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This morning, the Executive Vice-President of Holy Trinity Inc....
September 3, 2019
Religion
Man Sees Image of Jesus in 7-Eleven Holiday Cup
COPA MILAGRO, NEW MEXICO -- Grant Tabor is a lifelong resident of New Mexico,...
November 29, 2018
Religion
Local Dickhead Abandons Old Dickhead Ways for a New Dickhead Life with MLM Jesus
North Bloomfield, CA -- In what his friends are calling a remarkable change of...
August 15, 2018
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Jesus Christ Fires Kim Davis From Christianity
Kim Davis, the defiant Kentucky clerk, just got a pink slip from her lord and savior.
August 28, 2015
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus
"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
April 12, 2024
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes
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April 10, 2024
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Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More
The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...
April 4, 2024
