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Jesus Hubert Christ
The Political Garbage Chute
God: Americans Who Support Taking 24 Million Poor People’s Health Coverage Away ‘Not Eligible’ For Christianity
James Schlarmann
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March 18, 2017
God and his son Jesus "Hubert" are none too pleased with Americans calling themselves "Christian" and then taking things from the sick and poor.
The Political Garbage Chute
God To Send His Son Back As “Refu-Jesus” To Teach Americans How To Be Christian Again
James Schlarmann
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March 10, 2017
Just how Christian are American Christians? Apparently if you ask God or his son, the answer is, "Not effing very." The more you know.
The Political Garbage Chute
J. Hubert Christ: Heaven’s Email System Downed By Flood of Prayers for Bernie Sanders Victory
James Schlarmann
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September 22, 2015
Jesus Christ says all the prayers about Bernie Sanders' campaign have broken his company's electronic prayer request system.
LGTBQ+
Christ To Pat Robertson: ‘No, The Stock Drop Was Punishment For Listening to False Prophets’
James Schlarmann
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August 25, 2015
Pat Robertson told viewers of his show that the stock market tumbling was God's wrath in action, God's son disagrees.
Immigration
Jesus Christ: ‘Hey Republicans I Love ALL The Children of the World, Remember?’
James Schlarmann
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August 24, 2015
Jesus Christ weighs in on "anchor babies" and immigration reform.
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U.S. Elections
James Schlarmann
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February 8, 2023
Smithsonian Apologizes for Escaped Horse Faced Cave Troll’s Disruptions During State of the Union
Last night, one of the Smithsonian's displays came alive and escaped the confines of the museum. Reportedly, the horse...
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Arts & Entertainment
Jesus Really Loved Sam Smith’s and Kim Petras’ Grammy Performance
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023
Health & Science
Scientist Proves MTG is a Barely Sentient Glob of Congealed Mayonnaise in a Vanilla Pudding Cup
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023
LGTBQ+
Matt Gaetz to Personally Collect Florida’s Student Athlete Menstrual Data
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2023
MAGA News
DeSantis Demands to Know Why Biden Hasn’t Also Shot Down Any Big Black Balloons
James Schlarmann
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February 6, 2023