Jesus Hubert Christ

The Political Garbage Chute

God: Americans Who Support Taking 24 Million Poor People’s Health Coverage Away ‘Not Eligible’ For Christianity

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God and his son Jesus "Hubert" are none too pleased with Americans calling themselves "Christian" and then taking things from the sick and poor.
The Political Garbage Chute

God To Send His Son Back As “Refu-Jesus” To Teach Americans How To Be Christian Again

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Just how Christian are American Christians? Apparently if you ask God or his son, the answer is, "Not effing very." The more you know.
The Political Garbage Chute

J. Hubert Christ: Heaven’s Email System Downed By Flood of Prayers for Bernie Sanders Victory

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Jesus Christ says all the prayers about Bernie Sanders' campaign have broken his company's electronic prayer request system.
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Christ To Pat Robertson: ‘No, The Stock Drop Was Punishment For Listening to False Prophets’

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Pat Robertson told viewers of his show that the stock market tumbling was God's wrath in action, God's son disagrees.
Immigration

Jesus Christ: ‘Hey Republicans I Love ALL The Children of the World, Remember?’

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Jesus Christ weighs in on "anchor babies" and immigration reform.
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Smithsonian Apologizes for Escaped Horse Faced Cave Troll’s Disruptions During State of the Union

Last night, one of the Smithsonian's displays came alive and escaped the confines of the museum. Reportedly, the horse...
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